WRG 2011 Mock Draft - #8 Detroit Pistons

First order of business, we are announcing Bill Laimbeer as our new head coach. He's paid his dues, and he's the sentimental choice. Our new coach needs to be respected by the team.

We want to get back to our Bad Boy roots, and get some nasty players who will get in your face and shut you down. We want a tough big man who isn't afraid to crash the boards to compliment Greg Monroe's smooth style of play. We know exactly what type of player we need: A Canadian.

The Pistons select Tristan Thompson.

We hope his super-tight undershirt doesn't restrict movement.