Thursday, June 16, 2011

WRG 2011 Mock Draft - #15 Indiana Pacers

First, let's get this out of the way.  We are taking you, Jimmer Fredette.  However, we have some conditions.

1. You are now from Indiana.  No one will ever question this.

2. You have to be our backup PG as well as a scorer off the bench.  You won't start, but you will get starter's minutes.  We would like you to win Rookie of the Year and Sixth Man of the Year.  Thank you.

3. Um.  This is delicate.  See, we saw you average 28.9 ppg and win the Naismith last season and we really don't want to change anything.  You know, anything. Soooooooooo. Yeah.  We'd like you to sign this - um - agreement.  You know.  Like they have at BYU.  So just go ahead and put your John Hancock by the "x" there, OK?  You'll almost be a lottery pick!


Honey, I've got something to tell you. Now keep in mind I'm probably only going to play 15 years or so and that shoooould just flyyyyyy by...

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