Skippy the T-Wolves intern, here.
I...am...so...tired...from...running...back...and...forth...to...this... stage...with...these...damn...envelopes.
Alright, I've got my breath now. Gotta cut back on those cancer sticks. Let me take a peek in here. Who's gonna know? That loud guy over there eating Cheez Doodles? He's too busy rolling his eyes at the bald dude on TV yelling in front of a palm tree and a poster of JJ Redick.
Slllloooowwwwly. Not too oooooobvious, now.
O-M-R-I C-A-S-S-P-I. Never heard of him. Sounds French. I dunno. Should I go back and make sure this isn't somebody's lunch order? Uh-oh. Too late. That little bossy guy just ripped the thing right out of my hand! He sure is impatient.
I heard somebody smart say we have too many rookies and we could use a tough player who has a 'stache overseas for a few years. I don't know too many tough French guys, especially with 'staches. Maybe I'm the smart one and that guy was a tool. Whatever. I need to rest for the second round. Man, I miss that second round pick reader dude that used to work here. Wonder where he is?
Eh. Peace, suckas. Skippy out.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
WRG Mock Draft #28: Minnesota Timberwolves
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