WRG 2010 Mock Draft - #30 Washington Wizards

We don't have much, but at least now we have a centerpiece that's on the court instead of in court.

And since we still have a few knuckleheads around, we need someone with the toughness and maturity to protect our man from both opponents and the destructive forces on our own roster.

We could also use a guy who can bring some excitement, play hard defense, run the break, block shots, get in the passing lanes, be a part of many different lineups and generally take care of the dirty work no one else we have is willing to do.

We would be lucky to find a player like with the last pick of the first round - the David Stern round - that can do some of these things, but to get a guy who can play a lot of minutes and do all of them is just blind fortune.

So the commissioner announces that we select Trevor Booker, and after he does he quietly disappears into the night, returning to the lair from whence he came. When will he emerge again? We don't know. But he won't be stopped until he has achieved world domination, and absolutely no one will be surprised.

Now, here's that pasty, no talent Adam Silver to ruin the second round once again. Booooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Trevor Booker, and the only guns he needs.

WRG Mock Draft #28: Minnesota Timberwolves

Skippy the T-Wolves intern, here.

I...am...so...tired...from...running...back...and...forth...to...this... stage...with...these...damn...envelopes.

Alright, I've got my breath now. Gotta cut back on those cancer sticks. Let me take a peek in here. Who's gonna know? That loud guy over there eating Cheez Doodles? He's too busy rolling his eyes at the bald dude on TV yelling in front of a palm tree and a poster of JJ Redick.

Slllloooowwwwly. Not too oooooobvious, now.

O-M-R-I C-A-S-S-P-I. Never heard of him. Sounds French. I dunno. Should I go back and make sure this isn't somebody's lunch order? Uh-oh. Too late. That little bossy guy just ripped the thing right out of my hand! He sure is impatient.

I heard somebody smart say we have too many rookies and we could use a tough player who has a 'stache overseas for a few years. I don't know too many tough French guys, especially with 'staches. Maybe I'm the smart one and that guy was a tool. Whatever. I need to rest for the second round. Man, I miss that second round pick reader dude that used to work here. Wonder where he is?

Eh. Peace, suckas. Skippy out.

Coming to the Hennepin County Gun Show, 2011.

The Los Angeles Lakers are on the clock.