Showing posts with label evan turner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label evan turner. Show all posts

Thursday, June 3, 2010

WRG 2010 Mock Draft - #4 Minnesota Timberwolves

     
We're so cool right now.  Nobody is freaking out.  We all have very professional looks on our faces.

Juuuuuust walk slowly to the podium and hand in the card.  Don't strut - just stroll.  Be cool, man.  Be cool.

We are all Fonzies right now.  And what is Fonzie like?  What is Fonzie like?

He's cool.  That's what we are.  Cool.

Oh, yeah.  We are so cool.

With the 4th pick in the 2010 draft, the Minnesota TIMBERWOLVES SELECT!!!!!!!!!  - um.  Ahem. (coolfonziescool)  The Minnesota Timberwolves select Evan Turner.  Whew.


 Hello, Barcelona?
   

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

WRG 2010 Mock Draft - #3 New Jersey Nets

What is this? We had the worst record this year and almost set the record for worst in the history of the NBA. Surely, we want John Wall. Surely, we deserve John Wall.

Oh wait, we got the 3rd pick? How did that happen?

This doesn't seem fair, but we'll have to make do. Luckily the #2 pick plays the one position that we're set at: center.

We have 2 players on our board. We'll probably explore a trade here, as the T'Wolves apparently love Evan Turner. We still have to consider Turner. He's a safe pick, and may not be great, but it's almost definite that he'll be good.

The player we really want is a PF...which is what we've been missing since K-Mart left. Derrick Favors has the potential to be a star, and we're going for the home run. Brook Lopez and Derrick Favors on our front line? Sign us up.

Our new owner is rich. Cap space is aplenty. Brooklyn comes calling. Things are looking up for the Nets.

In Russia, ball dunks you!